Vladimir Putin calculated that if he launched an actual warfare, he can be taking over a Western world armed to the enamel for … a tradition warfare. He was proper.
As grizzled veterans know, tradition wars comply with an arc of fast escalation of self-referential, impotent virtue-signalling and intolerance, devolving into progressively emptier gestures till somebody jumps the shark. The eye span then wanders and a ceasefire ensues by means of boredom and fatigue.
The West is sending a barrage of highly effective memes within the Russian President Vladimir Putin’s path.
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The leaping of the shark has been the Cardiff Philharmonic Orchestra’s resolution to cancel a efficiency of Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture this week and the potential Wimbledon cancelling of world No. 2 Daniil Medvedev.
A percussion part blasting out a Russian army victory, Tchaikovsky’s piece, to be carried out in Wales, was deemed offensive to Ukrainians. Russia is thus the primary nation to be “cancelled”. Now that he’s within the rogues’ gallery with J.Okay. Rowling, Kanye West and Dr Seuss, Putin will know simply how critical we’re.
The 1812 Overture relies on the Battle of Borodino, the place Russia repelled Napoleon’s invasion. Borodino is just not in Ukraine, however on the outskirts of Moscow. Moderately than permit audiences to ponder the historic paranoia and worry that drives Russian nationalism, a cultural physique has chosen to really feel higher about itself and cancel Tchaikovsky. We’d higher cease studying Tolstoy, Chekhov and Dostoevsky, who additionally threaten to assist us perceive the Russian psyche.
Provided that it’s unthinkable to confront this nuclear-armed bully, the West is annoyed and militarily impotent; we wish to ship the Ukrainian individuals each message of solidarity, in need of truly defending them. Helplessness, victimhood, taking over a bully … now we have now shifted the warfare to our most well-liked battlespace. Putin can now not eat a Large Mac with a Coke, try his Fb web page or watch Netflix on an iPhone. He’s the thing of ferociously humorous memes. That’ll be taught him.
We’re ready and unusually united for this tradition warfare. Sharing a destiny suffered by Harvey Weinstein and Prince Andrew, Putin is dealing with the complete may of a West that hates him extra unanimously than it hates COVID-19. This dictatorship of settlement has unfold rapidly to the bloodiest theatres of tradition warfare, such because the sporting world, the place Russia has been banned from workforce competitions. This might need as a lot influence as forcing Russian athletes to compete beneath the “Russian Olympic Committee” flag after awarding the 2014 winter video games to Putin.
Particular person Russian sportspeople aren’t cancelled, on the proviso that they condemn the invasion with a selected type of phrases that helps us really feel higher about our inaction. If Medvedev speaks these phrases, he can play. If he doesn’t, tennis shall be virtuous and Medvedev will lastly know what it’s prefer to stroll within the footwear of Ellen de Generes.